ALERT!ALERT!ALERT!  This is not a test………..

B where the hell are you when T needs you!  Traceys possible lesbian conversion may be shattered and hopes in setting her up w/ your friend may be at a loss.  Great, I was excited thinking of having a sister-in-law that I would like!  Butchs across the U.S. unite and prove to T that this one was just crazy!

Here is what went down. Tracey and I headed over to Costco to pick up a few things on our lunch, diapers, pull ups and a 4 pack of pregnancy tests (for T).  On our stroll down the aisle I picked up some delicious looking marianaide, perhaphs it would go nicely w/ some seasoning I recent pick pocketed in TX.  Well we get up to the line and we are next and T starts loading the belt.  It was then that we realized that we would needed some skirt steaks to go with it.  So I wogged to the meat department to get some while T stood there waiting to give her card and hold our spot.  Now here is where it gets interesting.. 

I get back in the nick of time and slap down the beef. Tracey is up  w/ the cashier and a service rep, aka crazy butch (CB) and she looks pissed.  I guess CB was trying to get T to be an “executive” member but T does not go to Costco all that much.  She is single, she doesn’t need to buy in bulk.  T said she was not interested several times in an unusually nice attitude and that is when crazy butch turned.  I giggled a little because it was funny, I opened my wallet and thats when CB noticed my “executive” membership and flipped a gasket!  Fuck, she was pissed and gave T an evil glare.  She was in disbelief and could not fathom why someone would do that.  Here is what she then expressed,

CB: OMG you should have used her card what were you thinking!  Now you will not get credit for any of these goods.  I guess it is just money to you two!

T&D: well bye, have a nice day. 

Hmmmm, I  didn’t have the heart to tell her that I cancelled my exec. membership weeks ago but they let me keep the card so I can get in earlier!  Its good to see someone so passionate about their jobs, yo!

***In case some of you are wondering, I created the wog, wogging, to wog.  My husband teases me that I have a slow jog.  So I said it is a cross between a walk and a jog, its a wog.  ***

Much love to you all!