First I would like to give a shoutie to my best gal B. If we both weren’t married to wonderful people, we would be living together. Heck, if I wasn’t married I would be trying to shack up w/ both B & K! Love those hookers. Did I mention that those who visit us have a choice of Andes candies under their pillow or Smirnoff Ice, cough cough… 
Sorry I have not blogged lately I went on a cleaning frenzy for a few days. Shoved QUITE a few things under beds and dusted off blinds. We had an appraiser come to our home and EVEN though he does not care how clean your house is, it matters to me. Anyhoot, when he came my house smelled like citrus heaven with a dash of my pink lemonade candle. He left telling me I have a beautiful home, and it is EXEPTIONALLY well maintained. I was happy.
I have more to blog but I must do my nutrition homework. It si Ava’s 4th birthday this weekend and my cousin and her wee one are coming over. I will have picks on Monday. (Tracey that whore needs to show me how) However, I write a little something tommorrow morning about my goings ons lately..
Love you bitches!
I’m eating a zero bar for you right NOW. Can I have a mint and a smirnoff ice? If John ever loses his fucking mind and leave you, you CAN shack up with us. Dude, we can pretend we’re Mormon..with the exception of having sex with children..cuz that’s just fucked up.
By: puppyroar5 on April 22, 2008
at 9:40 pm
You slutty whore, you know those are my favs! Yummy! I will leave you a mint and a variety of smirnoffs. Hell, i’ll bring the small fridge from wk home and leave it in the room for you! JZ would have to loose his mind to leave me which is not too far from reality! They got it easy over there those mormons. They do not have a spouse bugging them every minute.. where do I sign up!
AD: WSW- looking for another whore to releave the burden of being married. Must tolerate my husbands ignorance and stupid jokes…
By: thatcrazygirl on April 22, 2008
at 9:45 pm
Are you selling your house and moving to Texas? Just remember, my house is always open, and I live in the country! I could put your kids to work! (I kid, I kid!)
Actually, the guy next door is selling his house, maybe you could move in next door? That would be pretty cool.
Miss you Tori!
By: lazyppod on April 23, 2008
at 3:40 pm
I think at some point when we’re all old we should leave our husbands and all live together. I mean they’re all pretty much done with their purpose at some point aren’t they?
By: babybound on April 25, 2008
at 4:58 am
That would be freaking AWESOME! I’d be like 80 with my own harem of bitches!! Warren Jeffs look out, here comes B!!!
By: puppyroar5 on April 25, 2008
at 3:53 pm